Graham Lawrance

Born: 26/04/54
Joined: 1980 - founding member
Position: like my football, all over the place
Appearances: as at 01/02/12 - 698
Goals: 95 (has been this for the last 3 years)
Greatest influence: Newbury Junior Young Farmers Club (they showed me how to judge a cow!)
Best Tampon Player: Bill Gardener in the early years (could drag back his way out of any situation) in the later years Steve Lockett 
Worse tampon: 'Napper' - (Dave Staggs mate) 15 pints of Guiness and chronic asthma rendered him useless after 5 mins of his only game!
Favourite team: Reading, then West Ham, now Reading
Favourite British footballer: Robin Friday
Favourite foreign player: Eric Cantona
Greatest tampon moment: V Cuaco Bill G and Terry swopping goal keeper duties whilst we had a corner.Terry's head got stuck in his shirt and by the time he had wriggled his head through the hole the opposition had attacked and scored in the un-guarded goal!
Favourite pre match meal: Full English breakfast with extra beans and fried bread washed down with a pint of red wine!

Steve Lockett

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Tim Davies

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Ainsley Stokes

Born: 07/06/1954
Joined: 1986
Position: No 9
Appearances: 700+
Goals: 500+
Greatest influence: CAMRA in 1970's
Greatest Tampon Moment: First time we beat Avery Hill (3-2) and Dave Elliot's penalty against us at STC ground (ended with me scoring and 21 players in hysterics).
Best Tampon player I have played with: Matt Holmes and Steve Lockett (Poisoned dwarves!)
Worst Tampon player I have played with: Jacko's mate from Barcelona
Favourite Team: Brighton & Hove Albion
Favourite British Player: George Best and Jimmy Greaves
Favourite Foreign Player: Pele

Paul 'Smudger' Smith

Born: 16/04/57
Joined: Jan 93
Position: Centre back/midfield
Appearances: 400 ish
Goals: 40 ish
Greatest influence: Guiness
Greatest Tampon moment: Beating Metrogas 6-2
Best Tampon player I have played with: Mr Lockett
Worst Tampon player I have played with: Gary Barwell and Miss Kick Mick
Favourite British Player: Peter Osgood
Favourite Foreign Player: Franz Beckenbaur
Favourite Team: Liverpool

Jimmy Love

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Roy Alexander

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Alistair Mitchell

Born: Yes aeons ago when ‘How Much is that Doggie in the Window’ was a hit single- 6 Sept 1953
Joined: Cant remember to be honest, sometime after 1999 as I recall
Position: According to Podge, ‘3rd choice left back’
Appearances: Less than you might think
Goals: Too few to mention
Greatest influence: Jim Baxter of Scotland, 11 April 1967, Wembley, England 2-3 Scotland
Best Tamp: Has to be Ainsley, goals don’t lie
Greatest Tampon Moment: 1st end of season match v Toby at the New Den, home of Millwall [May 05?].
Favourite British Player: Denis Law and Kenny Dalglish
Favourite Foreign Player: Allan Simonsen and Gian Franco Zola
Favourite Team: Millwall and Liverpool; New York Giants; New York Mets

Mark Diamond

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Clive

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Micky 'DVD' Puplitt

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Mickey Smith

Born: 28.02.60 Woolwich Military Hospital for Mothers and Babies
Joined: Played a few games during the 'nineties then permanent from around 2005/6
Position: Midfield Water Carrier
Appearances: approx 200?
Goals: approx 25?
Greatest influence: Pele, Bobby Charlton and Colin Powell (Heroes); Mark Kinsella (Influence)
Greatest Tampon Moment: Moment: Beating Erith 9-1 with pomp and style
Favourite Team: Charlton Athletic and Northampton Saints

Taj

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Podge

Born: 3 years after the 'Summer of Love'
Joined: 1989
Position: Midfield/Centre Back
Appearances: 30 odd
Goals: 1 in 2
Greatest influence: For me, the 1918 Spanish 'flu pandemic takes some beating (have I read this correctly?)Greatest Tampon Moment: Being booked by a man with Post-It note
Favourite Team: European Ryder Cup - 2012 

Richard

Born - 10th January 1964 - 13th August 2014
Joined - 2012.
Position - Smudge would say I don't have one, I will go with that.
Appearances - About 10.
Goals - 3.
Greatest influence - The thought, if I can get through the next 90 minutes the bar awaits me.
Greatest Tampon Moment - Smudges screaming rant against Toby 24th, February 2013.
Favourite Team - Sheffield Wednesday.
Favourite British Players - John Sheridan, Pat Jennings, Paul Gascoigne, Peter Lorimer & Ryan Giggs.
Favourite Foreign players - Johan Cruyf & Lionel Messi.Born:

Steve Rogers

Favorite Foreign players - Johan Cruyf & Lionel Messi.
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'Good' Graham

Born: Yes
Joined: 2011
Position: Centre forward (never been allowed to play there...sulk)
Appearances: Bald with style
Goals: 10 ish
Greatest influence: Gaffers team talks
Greatest Tampon Moment: Smudge dancing at vinyl night
Favourite Team: Charlton